A good friend sent me this joke and I had to say, it made me chuckle a bit...

WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.